5 Macworld / Apple Predictions for 2009...

On the eve of Macworld 2009, I wanted to put out my predictions for both Macworld and Apple for the year 2009. Now, I have to preface these predictions with the fact that I am in no way qualified to make any of these assertions, but this is just my observations. 1. Steve Jobs will resign this year. For months, I believe some of the best minds in the world have been planning the transition, which has had as much time and energy invested as the Obama administration transition. The successor is going to be tapped to be a luminary torchbearer with passion and insight, so that...

One Bad Apple…...

…doesn’t spoil the bunch, necessarily. I wouldn’t call it complaining. But, I am over Mac problems: Not sure next steps. I am thinking about making the “Pro” an “Air.” Share the...

Shiny Apple...

I was sweating, a little.  I walked into make a big presentation, plugged in the Macbook Pro to the projector and the screen flickered like a filtered cinemax channel, I could barely see my presentation (much like I could barely see the soft porn on the filtered cinemax). Ugh, the projector was zapped my head was pumping, sweat glistening, and I was working on v10 of my resume in my mind. Fortunately, I brought another projector, which is why I make the big bucks. I plugged it in and it was better but not perfect. The presentation went on, and everything was okay. Turns...

Can’t Wait For Mac Office 2008...

Being an early adopter for Leopard has been bitter sweet.  I have had a more windows-like experience with my Mac than ever before, but that, in part, is the problem with the upgrade vs. clean install.  Setting aside a day for a clean install doesn’t quite fit into my schedule. I have decided, however, that I will do a clean install when Mac Office 2008 is released January 15. Share the...

iPhone Backs Restaurant into Corner...

Gizmodo reports that the iPhone commercial forced Pacific Catch to add calamari to their menu. That damn iPhone and all of its demands. I wish I could go back to the days when I didn’t have to update my lustometer on a daily basis. Share the...

Get out of iLine, now...

Word from the inside says that if you go to a Cingular or apple store today and they do not have an iPhone that they will mail you one. May not help with the iWood tonight but will keep your iAss out of the iSun. Share the...

Shhhhhhh… Don’t tell anyone...

What was I thinking today? I don’t know, but I am typing this post on my new mac. Share the...

Test Drive Safari for PC...

As Norton fights viruses on my PC, my brain is unprotected against Apple’s malicious software release. Share the...