In light of my most recent malady, I figured out a new strategy for the bar exam. I discovered it tonight while jamming ointment into my eye so that I could make out large objects in the morning. I am going to wear an eye patch into the exam. Every fifteen minutes or so I will exclaim, “Aaaarrrrrggg, a battery!” or “Aye, he stole that A pence for an old man o’de sea?” I think this will only enhance my skills on taking the bar exam; in fact, I may just write pirate speak on the test. The examiners would have to love it. You may think you have a game face for exams, but I’ll guarantee you would crumble at the site Pirate Floyd! Shivver me timbers!