In light of my most recent malady, I figured out a new strategy for the bar exam.  I discovered it tonight while jamming ointment into my eye so that I could make out large objects in the morning.

I am going to wear an eye patch into the exam.  Every fifteen minutes or so I will exclaim, “Aaaarrrrrggg, a battery!” or “Aye, he stole that A pence for an old man o’de sea?”  I think this will only enhance my skills on taking the bar exam;  in fact, I may just write pirate speak on the test.  The examiners would have to love it.

You may think you have a game face for exams, but I’ll guarantee you would crumble at the site Pirate Floyd!  Shivver me timbers!