Top 10 Things To Do On Black Friday...

Tweet 1. Play vulture by the stock room door and shout orders to the employee like a broker on the trade floor. 2. Create a stir about the huge deals on bananas. 3. Fill a shopping cart full of the hot item, and when someone complains about the limit, shout “limits are for hunting bitch.” 4. In the heaviest traffic aisles, ram your buggy into people’s heels. 5.  Go to the toy section and find the most stressed out employee begin arguing that the paper advertised an item for two cents...

Would you shop at my store?...

Tweet Why should I get off my couch?  Certainly, it should not be to got into Circuit City. Tonight, after sufficient procrastination for my dad’s birthday present, I did my standard online shopping comparison: which relies on a good blog review of the product that I am searching, a froogle of the product, and a quality vs. price comparison. I found that the pricepointed product at Sam’s, was a terrible product–go figure.  Instead I opted for a product with a good review that I have...

Black Friday Round II...

Tweet As we gear up for the second annual bed-head shopping event, I thought I would post a link to the Drudge Report of black friday.  The best deals are surely listed here:  http://bfads.net/ you can even get on the mailing...

Barnum’s Prophecy...

Tweet Whether PT really did say it or not, here is some evidence to prove the truth of the saying–there’s a sucker born every...

Greatest Television Commercials...

Tweet Kohler has some of the greatest television commercials that I have seen running on their site right now.  Do not tarry, go watch these right...

Messenger Bag (unboxed)...

Tweet As you may remember, I was looking for a messenger bag. Well, after much waiting, I finally decided on the Timbuk2 laptop bag, and tonight I was able to unbox. Whoo-hoo! Brown, I love you. Pretty. I feel like I am posting Ebay porn. From the old… to the new (look how the reflector has adds an angelic glow to the new...

Messenger Bag...

Tweet I would like to get a new messenger bag (1) because I am gay like a woman who buys a new purse every few months, and (2) I want to be cool.  The bag needs to house a small-medium sized blogging machine, cell phone, ipod, and a 9 mm Glock (for the commute).  Below are a few links to items I have been looking at: MobileEdge Timbuk2 Should I do leather? TUMI Adobe Your suggestions will be noted but likely not followed. ...

Black Friday and Bed-head...

Tweet While the world gently rested, a chaotic storm was brewing. The commercial captains were still tallying their less-than-Wall-Street’s predicted sales, and in that crimson balance the goal of profitability loomed large. Black Friday came and the soldiers camped out all night for a crack at the best deal. Armed with pulp advertisement, the troubadours of trade waged war against the marketing moguls capitalizing on every early bird and doorbuster special. Fat on turkey and Ms. Shuman’s dinner...