Why I Don’t Practice Law (collecti...

Tweet During my CLE this year, I decided to keep track of the reasons that I don’t practice law on Twitter. I hope you enjoy. Comment any favorites, or make any contributions. because after nearly 15 hrs of cle in the last 32 hrs i am contemplating poking sharp objects into my eyeballs because mediation is for wussies because my idea of trial prep is 45 minutes of perry mason followed by 30 minutes of matlock because they call me ‘the yapper’ and the whole “brief” thing...

Sad day....

Tweet After spending five years,  studying for 6 semesters of law finals, overhearing 438 religious conversations and 213 lattes, ABC has...

Sitting for the Bar July 2007?...

Tweet You better make a strong bid on these to ensure your success… Congrats, Brian, I know it was the pencils because I had class with...

Celebration Thursday...

Tweet Today, I celebrate. This afternoon UT College of Law will dismiss their last class and students will get that glut in their throats that their lives will be on hold for the next three weeks. Not me. This afternoon I am going to leave work, go home, drink a beer, and celebrate that for the first time in three years I did not have to go through that hell of law school...

2006 Tennessee Bar Exam Study Materials ...

Tweet I have listed my study materials on eBay.  If you are interested in passing the bar in February 2007, you should check out this auction.  In addition to the standard BARBRI and PMBR materials, I have included a custom prepared subject study outline for each subject, which is short enough to review the week before the exam. Happy...

Tennessee Bar Exam, Essay Topics Summer ...

Tweet Through some help from my friends, we came up with the list of the topics that were tested in the summer 2006.  I hope that you find this helpful. Federal and Tennessee Constitutional Law URLTA – Business Organizations (Pierce the Veil) Secured Transactions Civil Procedure – Torts (GTLA) Contracts – Remedies Commercial Paper – Remedies Professional Responsibility Property Family Law – Conflicts – Civil Procedure Criminal Procedure – Criminal Law Contracts...

Update: Official...

Tweet In a thinly veiled attempt to erode the last bit of confidence that I had before the bar exam, my outgoing dean of student affairs sent my class rank today.  The diploma was nice.  The class rank was obnoxious.  As Connie Chung so eloquently sang, “Thanks for the...

Official...

Tweet While I may still be studying like a crackhead diligent student for this crazy bar exam, I am officially a Doctor of Jurisprudence.  In the mail today I received a large cylindrical package, which is a real pleasure to see perched in the mailbox.  I snapped the seal and sure enough a diploma.  Whoo hoo.  Now, I have joined the ranks of those who have also received their diplomas by mail. Ironically, the student loan company also sent a lovely note in the mail.  They said that I will be paying for...

Hacked...

Tweet So UT’s computers were hacked. Is there a chance that I could entice the hacker to adjust my grades? Evidently, rank in law school is a big deal. Who...

Priorities...

Tweet As I walked through my house today and saw a bouquet of deformed helium balloons flopped into the corner of living room like some abandoned web of a three week old celebration, I thought to myself I should really pick those up.  I am daily tripping over things that were priorities just one month ago, but my priorities changed.  One day I will be able to pick up all of the beer caps on my basement floor but right now, this darned bar exam is sucking all of the life out of me.  I am sure that it will...