New Accounting Terms?...

Tweet I am not an accountant, but this type of billing seems very prisonesque: As long as you have canceled your numbers, you should be good to go. Please note that we bill in the rear though, so any services used this past month will be billed to you this coming month. This is from an email that I received yesterday after cancelling service with a company that shall remain nameless....

Fuel Prices Heat Up Tennessee Town...

Tweet In response to rising fuel costs, a local volunteer fire chief decided to park the fire engines over the weekend, which contributed to more than 14 deaths in the small Tennessee town. Fire Chief Wayne Smith said of the act, “last week the big rigs made their point about high gas prices by parking their rigs,  so I decided to do the same.” When Smith was questioned that he was not in the delivery business but instead of the business of saving human lives he responded, “six in one half...

Cure All…...

Tweet I tell this joke once a week, which describes too much about my life. A chemist, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car together. All of a sudden and without any apparent explanation, the car comes to a stop. The electrical engineer says, “There must be a problem with the electronics,” and starts to open up the fuse panel. The chemist says, “No, no, there must be a problem with the fuel line.” At this point, the software engineer starts to get out of...

Swear Jar…...

Tweet We tried this once at our house, but we almost filed...

PAY ME MY MONEY DOWN...

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