Seriously. I don’t need this crap. My dog died, my wife left puts up with me, my beer won’t get me drunk anymore, and while by day I am trying to market our fair region with all the top ten lists, this story came out today. Seriously, you freaking hackers are giving my region a bad name.
That was deeply moving. IN fact, I’m getting choked up. I can’t breathe!
Jeremy, can I help you with any of your life issues?