On ramp ups

Posted by Jeremy Floyd in Bar Exam on 07 15th, 2006 | 5 comments
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Radiohead, 2+2=5, may have given me a concussion today as the anticipated ramp up (? opposite of break down?) built.  I madly shook all parts of my body eventually hitting my head on the keyboard all while the daughter onlooked in silent dismay and the wife shook her head in embarrassment.  This is when I officially declared Saturday afternoon, study break.

If you care to join me load the iPod with some Radiohead and forget about the rule against perpetuities, irreconcilable differences, and dram shop liability.

P.S. I am a much better dancer with the accompaniment of the 5 wheels on my office chair.

  • http://www.xanga.com/VolunteerBashores Jake

    I feel ya. I am taking tomorrow off. I’m fried. Maybe I quit. Ya, I quit. dram shop liability? uh oh, I’m screwed. i don’t even know what that is. maybe I’ll google it. no, google is anti-right. I’ll yahoo it. anyway, 10 days, 11 hours, 33 minutes, and 20 seconds. I can’t wait. good luck.

  • http://www.xanga.com/VolunteerBashores Jake

    Oh, ok. Should have figured you would be all over tavern liability. I bet you used to have aspirations to become a lawyer in order to get the drinking age lowered, but then you turned 21 and decided, who cares? Anyway, I hope they have some tavern serving a drunk so I can drop my new term on them – dram shop – take that law examiner!

  • http://jeremyfloyd.com Jeremy Floyd

    Don’t worry. Headrick brought up abuse of process tonight, and I had NO idea what it was. Fortunately, wikipedia and perry mason are guiding me towards a passing bar exam.

  • http://www.xanga.com/VolunteerBashores Jake

    Ha that’s where I learned about dram shop. Law and Order is a great source. Yeah, I get more and more pissed at every essay as I learn new law. I thought I was supposed to at least hear about the important law in the classes. Then I do an essay that I was plain clueless on and the answer was abuse of process. Oh well, if that’s what gets the bar examiners off. Oh wait, another one I did today pissed me off. Some crap about an 8th grader doing research on American military troops having sex with Iraqi children and bringing pictures of it to school. What kind of horse crap is that? I’m calling the NYT! Think they’ll run it? Guessing the headline would be, “American Troops Raping Young Iraqi Children – W and Rummy Covered it Up!”

  • http://www.xanga.com/VolunteerBashores Jake

    or “W and Rummy Authorized Raping Children as a Re-Enlistment Bonus to Keep Soldiers in the Army” or “W and Rummy Plan Calls for Impregnating All Iraqi Women to Breed Out their Arab Heritage.” Traitors.

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