Chuck Norris passed the bar exam but decided not to become a lawyer. His reasoning was that the only law people followed rested within his right boot.
Chuck Norris recently applied to take the Illinois bar. At first, he only submitted an application with the name, “Chuck Norris” printed on it. When he received a letter from the board of bar examiners stating that his application was incomplete, he sent them a picture of himself in a crouching position, ready for a roundhouse attack. The board then replied with a letter stating that not only did he automatically pass character and fitness, but also that he did not even have to sit for the bar to become licensed.
The reason people say to choose C for a multiple choice exam when you don’t know the answer is because C stands for Chuck… Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” back in “manslaughter”.
Chuck Norris never studied for the bar exam. He drank beer up until 30 minutes before the bar exam, he spent the next 29 minutes seducing the proctor, and he answered 400 out of the 200 questions correctly. Of course Chuck Norris never practiced law because all of the law anyone needed to know was in his roundhouse kick.
Maybe you should tell the bar examiners that you are friends with Chuck Norris.
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Ah, but if you’re an evil person “C” stands for “The Claw”…
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Chuck Norris is a sissy! Signed: Doug Floyd
The Rule Against Perpetuties period for Chuck Norris is 22 years.
Application of the rule against perpetuities: At the moment of the grant or devise Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick to the ground, which causes an 12 point earthquake and everyone in the world dies with loud screams except for Chuck and Chuck Jr who is growing in his left thigh. If the grant or devise cannot vest within twenty one years then Chuck will go back in time and find the lawyer who drafted the pitiful devise and kick his ass into the future to see what a mess he caused.